Too bad Scrooge and Marley didn't have the Rotary 4-Way Test!

"Business!" cried the Ghost, wringing its hands again. "Mankind was my business. The common welfare was my business; charity, mercy, forbearance, and benevolence, were, all, my business. The dealings of my trade were but a drop of water in the comprehensive ocean of my business!"

-Charles Dickens, novelist (1812-1870) [in A Christmas Carol, published on this date in 1843]